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Photo: Elite Daily

Are you freaking out because Valentine’s Day is this weekend and you still haven’t found the perfect gift or any gift for that matter? If you want to get some on V-Day, we suggest you get this gift thing sorted and out of the way.

There is no denying that chocolate and sex are both Valentine’s Day staples. But if you really want to be unique and show your partner that you’ve put your a** into giving the gift some though then you might want to go for this: Edible Anus.

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Photo: Elite Daily

For a mere $38.95 (plus shipping), the company will send you five boxes of milk, white and dark chocolate comes in the shape of an anus. I really don’t see why anybody wouldn’t want this as a gift.

Magnus Irvin was the man who started it all. I don’t know what he was doing when the idea came about but the process had a few hiccups before it became a success.

“I poured the stuff in me bum and it all run past me nuts into me face.”

Is chocolate too passé for your loved ones? Then why not take it up a notch by spending a little bit more (US$1,900 more to be exact) and get them a bronze mold of your behind.

Photo: Elite Daily
Photo: Elite Daily
Photo: Elite Daily
Photo: Elite Daily

Now that’s what you call a good-a** gift! Check out the full video below on how you can turn your butthole into candy:

 

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Emma Mallaburn
Emma is a writer, dancer and Lucky Charms lover. She enjoys baking muffins, completing puzzle sets and eating both. Her idea of the good life includes pretending she's Amy from The Big Bang Theory and throwing martinis in the faces of those who scorn her. She can be found on Twitter: @emallaburn